I thought Ariana Grande decided this that God is a woman?
More specifically, Alanis Morissette per Dogma.
JesusPubes on
God is a woman
ArcaneAccounting on
I’ve heard it on good authority that God is a woman.
underthesea114 on
>Non-binary is an umbrella term for gender identities that fall outside the traditional male/female binary, including identifying as having no gender
I think theologically, he’s right. But the people who would agree with him probably don’t care about god’s gender, and the people who disagree with his statement care a lot.
boybraden on
The easiest way to stop the cultural wars would be for Dem candidates to stop saying this shit that freaks out 70% of the country.
YaGetSkeeted0n on
I’ll take the scholar’s (and Claude’s) word on this tbh
> Most mainstream Christian theology (Catholic, Orthodox, Protestant) holds that God is beyond gender — neither male nor female in any biological sense — while acknowledging the predominantly masculine metaphors used in Scripture. The Catechism of the Catholic Church explicitly states that God “transcends human sexuality.”
So the Bible uses gendered language for God extensively, but never straightforwardly assigns God a sex the way it would a human character. Whether that distinction matters depends a lot on how you think language shapes theology.
Butwhy113511 on
“Dems aren’t paying enough attention to kitchen table issues.”
MuscularPhysicist on
God is genderfluid
hypsignathus on
You liked Talarico because you thought he was boring enough to win.
I like Talarico because he’s awesome 😎
SactownG on
He’s wrong, God is actually a black Jewish transgender woman
Bandit_Heeler2026 on
Can someone give the full context for these statements?
Representative_Bat81 on
God identifies as a male. IDK why liberals can’t respect His preferred pronouns
4look4rd on
Beto 2.0. Huge mistake putting him on the primaries. He would have been a better choice for the house.
Frog_Totem on
So FOX is directly coordinating its reporting schedule with the RNC?
Golda_M on
I am what I am – *God manifesting as the burning bush*
Tortellobello45 on
I mean, even though God is referred to as he, he isn’t a man or a woman, that’s inadequate for such a superior being, right?
wagon-run on
Paxton will soon have an ad out declaring God has a dick.
fartothere on
Good, make the fix crowd out themselves as knowing fuck all about Christianity
fuckbombcore on
Always good to see Republicans focused on important issues like whether God has a dick or not.
CriticalNature9086 on
I like Talarico a lot, but he is much more left-leaning on cultural issues than Beto ever was, and I wonder how that will play statewide, especially if Paxton is convinced to drop out.
VerticalTab on
This is like Grade 9 Catholic school stuff. Of course God doesn’t have a gender, what would that even mean?
21 Comments
I thought Ariana Grande decided this that God is a woman?
More specifically, Alanis Morissette per Dogma.
God is a woman
I’ve heard it on good authority that God is a woman.
>Non-binary is an umbrella term for gender identities that fall outside the traditional male/female binary, including identifying as having no gender
I think theologically, he’s right. But the people who would agree with him probably don’t care about god’s gender, and the people who disagree with his statement care a lot.
The easiest way to stop the cultural wars would be for Dem candidates to stop saying this shit that freaks out 70% of the country.
I’ll take the scholar’s (and Claude’s) word on this tbh
> Most mainstream Christian theology (Catholic, Orthodox, Protestant) holds that God is beyond gender — neither male nor female in any biological sense — while acknowledging the predominantly masculine metaphors used in Scripture. The Catechism of the Catholic Church explicitly states that God “transcends human sexuality.”
So the Bible uses gendered language for God extensively, but never straightforwardly assigns God a sex the way it would a human character. Whether that distinction matters depends a lot on how you think language shapes theology.
“Dems aren’t paying enough attention to kitchen table issues.”
God is genderfluid
You liked Talarico because you thought he was boring enough to win.
I like Talarico because he’s awesome 😎
He’s wrong, God is actually a black Jewish transgender woman
Can someone give the full context for these statements?
God identifies as a male. IDK why liberals can’t respect His preferred pronouns
Beto 2.0. Huge mistake putting him on the primaries. He would have been a better choice for the house.
So FOX is directly coordinating its reporting schedule with the RNC?
I am what I am – *God manifesting as the burning bush*
I mean, even though God is referred to as he, he isn’t a man or a woman, that’s inadequate for such a superior being, right?
Paxton will soon have an ad out declaring God has a dick.
Good, make the fix crowd out themselves as knowing fuck all about Christianity
Always good to see Republicans focused on important issues like whether God has a dick or not.
I like Talarico a lot, but he is much more left-leaning on cultural issues than Beto ever was, and I wonder how that will play statewide, especially if Paxton is convinced to drop out.
This is like Grade 9 Catholic school stuff. Of course God doesn’t have a gender, what would that even mean?