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    Do you know what you’re looking at? Sometimes there’s more to an Oreo cookie than the way it crumbles. Also ‘Milk’ comes from the Arabic ‘Malik’ for King which comes from ‘Moloch’, the Cannanite Child Eating Baal aka Bronze Age Planned Parenthood, still in business since 2026BC. In Russian, MOLOKO🥛


    To buy this is to BUY WHAT THEY DO. TO PAY AND VOTE WITH WALLET AND BODY. WHICH IS HOW THEY TAKE OVER AND ‘WIN’ HEARTS AND MINDS AND HOW YOU SERVE UNCLE SATAN (‘the jolly big FELL-LOW’…Satan Claws Ho Ho Ho…I’m talking to everyone who lives in a HO-USE or HO-ME. Since that means you identify as one. Selling body for money is inherently prostitution. I guess it beats destitution. I’m only a fan of whoring myself for a proper sum. Minimum wage is insulting. But you know what they say, minimum wage for minimum age. If there’s grass on the field then why the hell didn’t the help mow it yet? It’s impossible to find reliable help these days (probably because it’s being deported at a record pace)…

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    1. TeamDirtstar on

      A schizo shit post.

      A schitpost, if you will.

      That’s not even close to where the word milk comes from.

    3. TTYFKR on

      “opaque white fluid secreted by mammary glands of female mammals, suited to the nourishment of their young,” Middle English *milk*, from Old English *meoluc* (West Saxon), *milc* (Anglian), from Proto-Germanic **meluk-* “milk,” from **melk-* “to milk,” which is reconstructed (Watkins) to be from PIE root [*melg-](https://www.etymonline.com/word/*melg-) “to wipe, to rub off,” also “to stroke; to milk,” in reference to the hand motion involved in milking an animal.

    4. Jiminy__Crickets on

      DAMN, this one is LOADED with one good zinger, after another!

      I’m sorry, I can’t resist asking… What’s the “*proper sum*”, ho ho?

    15. Environmental-Fly471 on

      So oreos secretly represent both the satanic cross AND Knight’s Templars? Kinds seems like a conflict of interest to me

    20. finchthemediocre on

      Nice to get a classic conspiracy here and there between all of the ones that are no longer conspiracies because they’re all true.

    21. Interesting_Fix4519 on

      Fuck yeah! A conspiracy I can get behind.

      Same with Kraft Mac and Cheese.

      The elbow macaroni shape supposedly isn’t random. The curved tube is actually a simplified version of an ancient “binding sigil” used in occult ceremonies to trap lesser demons. When millions of people boil the noodles simultaneously, they are unknowingly “activating” the sigil through heat and water… two classic ritual elements.

      The bright orange cheese powder is believed to symbolize purified sulfur, historically associated with hellfire and demonic alchemy. the color was deliberately chosen to resemble molten brimstone to subconsciously condition people to associate comfort with infernal imagery.

      Why the blue box, you ask?

      Because blue is the color historically used in folk magic to contain supernatural forces. The box supposedly acts as a symbolic “ward,” preventing whatever energy is created when the noodles are cooked from escaping fully into the world.

      The biggest “evidence” ? The cook time!

      Many instructions say to boil pasta for 8 minutes, a multiple of 4, and then mix with 4 tablespoons of milk and 4 tablespoons of butter. The number 4 represents the four infernal gates in medieval demonology.

    23. wellsgaasfgh on

      This might be a little bit of a stretch the word milk isn’t of semitic origin it comes from the proto indo European word meaning to rub or pull.

    24. SuperMajinSteve on

      Milk does not come from Malik lmao what the hell, brother? It comes from Dutch to melk or German milch which derive from proto-germanic meluk and old English meoluc from which all come from melg. Melg comes from proto-indo-European and is a verb that means to stroke or… milk! That’s right, the action of milking. Now, I don’t know about Oreos but goddamn.. what a stretch.

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