found this tick on me definitely bit me after being outside

Posted by Afraid_Savings147

10 Comments

  1. PatTheCatMcDonald on

    Might be carrying MAGA virus.

    Symptoms are stripping naked and painting yourself red white and blue. Also running up and down Main Street with a handful of lit sparklers shoved up your ass.

  2. Split_theATOM on

    Doesn’t look like a lonestar tick at least.

    Thats the mfer that makes it so you cant eat red meat.

  3. TheBeanofBeans2 on

    Smoke some cigarettes. The smoke will suffocate the bacteria in your stomach.

  4. OasisHippiee on

    JFC. People act like these things haven’t always existed. Just use a lighter and make that mf pop

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