We've all heard the "ancient light bulb" theory, but I'm building a new, theory that treats the Dendera relief not as a light, but as a portable, bioelectric healing device.
Here is the logic I'm pressure–testing:
The power source: inside the vessel, a bioelectric creature (a eel) acts as a biological metronome, it's post tuning raw Earth energy into a frequency the human body can absorb.
The conductive system: telluric energy is pulled from the ground through a conductive, mineral-rich conduit cord and into a vessel filled with mineral–rich, electrolyte–heavy water, which acts as a conductor to amplify the charge.
The human circuit: the figures aren't bystanders; they are essential components, using their own bodies to "complete the circuit" and activate the device for direct, localized healing.
The logistics: critics will say, "but how did they get an eel there ?" If we already accept that ancient cultures moved multi-ton Stones across oceans and shared global architecture, then transporting a living, bioelectric animal for healing is entirely plausible.
This isn't about proving anything to mainstream skeptics–it's for those of us who see the patterns in our history and want to understand how it could have worked.
Help me refine this– "I'm still shaping this, so if you see a better angle or mechanic, jump in. I like theories that evolve."
Posted by Total-Squirrel4634
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solar is thee answer
i see your Schwartz is as big as mine
Check this dude out
https://youtu.be/g507G2Ei2To?si=CclBlhHzzRVON3ey
Like a plasma globe with the Tesla coil in it
Just chock-full of electric eels and water all sloshing around.
A lot of words with no real basis to support any of this stuff (math, chemistry, classical mechanics, etc). I get it: having ideas is cool and whatnot, but what sort of mechanics are you talking about? Way outside of conventional “classical mechanics.” Also, the whole “bioelectric healing device,” just sounds like gobbledygook. I’d start with general chemistry, a calc based physics course and some basic electronics course like: ac/dc circuitry and the like. A clear and concise understanding of the basics/fundamentals may help you better structure your “theoretical inquiry” providing some basis or metrics for trying to model and further analyze what you’re proposing. Best of luck on your journey.
Looks like a giant depiction of sperm. Serpents seed.
Historians generally refute the idea that sperm is depicted in ancient egyptian art and glyphs because they did not possess the technology to view sperm at a microscopic level.
But they also can not explain how the pyramids were built either.
What if it’s just a fan with a snake motif
It’s a very cool thought….but if you read about it, it makes a little more sense that it depicts a creation myth.
Not saying I guess it couldn’t be a thing, just I dunno if ancient civilization would create lightbulbs that look like our lightbulbs, or we’d possibly see remnants of electrical wiring or room for it, and then how would they create a high vacuum in a glass vessel with the tech they had at the time. Again, I’m a really open guy to theories and possibilities, but I just haven’t really seen any evidence they had that kind of tech. You can’t just throw a piece of glass on a filament.
It’s kinda striking how much it looks like a bacteria.
Look up Bacterial Flagellum
It could be literal, and I think it is as a lot of ancient mythology appears to be. However, I believe a copper rod shaped as a snake, maybe even in a caduceus formation (which the artist may not have known why it looked “snake-like”). Maybe the bulb is also hermetically sealed with a Nobel, or even brown’s gas, which could’ve been made with a very basic electrolysis set-up.
Pyramids are Annunaki power stations , predate Egyptions, probably a depiction of collective story handed down from antiquity
Like this [https://youtu.be/g507G2Ei2To?t=783](https://youtu.be/g507G2Ei2To?t=783)
I also love using my eel to charge my rock.