Trump says he’s canceled Iran strikes, adds potential deal-signing ‘to be announced shortly’

Hold up I’m gonna make a deal with the scorpion in my boot. He won’t sting me if I give him twenty Geoffrey Dollars every week.

Oh you’re telling the scorpion doesn’t care at all about Geoffrey Dollars? Well I’ll step on it then!

Hold up. In two weeks I think the scorpion is gonna go for the Geoffrey Dollars. Until then I’m going to keep my foot partially in my boot.