POV: You’re found unconscious, likely on life support, and your “faithful” wife decides to travel to China to meet with CCP Officials

Posted by AnomLenskyFeller

10 Comments

  1. AnomLenskyFeller on

    Submission Statement: Mitch McConnell has been MIA for the last several weeks and last month he was found in an unconscious state. His wife, Elaine Chao, instead of being by his side in the Hospital, chose to travel all the way to China to meet with the the CCP’s Vice President for “reasons.”

  2. No-Competition9386 on

    Mitch is a corpse who somehow is still holding a seat in the Senate.

  3. Impressive_Sun_8428 on

    She probably had connections before they were married and he’s probably already dead. I doubt she gets a day off to properly mourn in her business. Maybe I should be more shocked or emotionally invested, but I’m neither. It’s the swamp we swim in.

  4. DisastroImminente on

    So many Repugs are infiltrated by foreign agents it’s beyond treason.

  5. This is what happens when you’re a closet homosexual and get caught on video with a dude.

  6. CarrierDove on

    I feel bad for this comparison but he genuinely reminds me of the pig guy in Silence of the Lambs

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