Submission Statement: Mitch McConnell has been MIA for the last several weeks and last month he was found in an unconscious state. His wife, Elaine Chao, instead of being by his side in the Hospital, chose to travel all the way to China to meet with the the CCP’s Vice President for “reasons.”
No-Competition9386 on
Mitch is a corpse who somehow is still holding a seat in the Senate.
Impressive_Sun_8428 on
She probably had connections before they were married and he’s probably already dead. I doubt she gets a day off to properly mourn in her business. Maybe I should be more shocked or emotionally invested, but I’m neither. It’s the swamp we swim in.
thesnazzyenfj on
You could just say she was his handler, we get it
DisastroImminente on
So many Repugs are infiltrated by foreign agents it’s beyond treason.
joebojax on
one of the early T-690 models
badamsb24 on
This is what happens when you’re a closet homosexual and get caught on video with a dude.
Beneficial_Map6129 on
She’s Taiwanese, not Chinese
CarrierDove on
I feel bad for this comparison but he genuinely reminds me of the pig guy in Silence of the Lambs
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Submission Statement: Mitch McConnell has been MIA for the last several weeks and last month he was found in an unconscious state. His wife, Elaine Chao, instead of being by his side in the Hospital, chose to travel all the way to China to meet with the the CCP’s Vice President for “reasons.”
Mitch is a corpse who somehow is still holding a seat in the Senate.
She probably had connections before they were married and he’s probably already dead. I doubt she gets a day off to properly mourn in her business. Maybe I should be more shocked or emotionally invested, but I’m neither. It’s the swamp we swim in.
You could just say she was his handler, we get it
So many Repugs are infiltrated by foreign agents it’s beyond treason.
one of the early T-690 models
This is what happens when you’re a closet homosexual and get caught on video with a dude.
She’s Taiwanese, not Chinese
I feel bad for this comparison but he genuinely reminds me of the pig guy in Silence of the Lambs
The OG feng feng