What a great opportunity for the majority of the country to tune in and see the very real and not at all staged attempt on his life. The one that will justify the "decimation" of our enemies. Seems like that was really the concern last week but it's probably fine.
Posted by whatsherface_90
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Probably just another ploy for him and his billionaire buddies to make some more money.
He’s going to invade Taiwan to thwart a Chinese invasion of Taiwan
– announces aliens
– immediately gets shot by Mossad posing as Islamic terrorists.
– some dumb fuck nukes Iran
– Someone attempts to retaliate with a nuke to Israel or the US.
– Mossad/US sends in the fake UFOs to stop the nuke, to make people think aliens are on the side of US/Israel.
– “Alien” comes out of craft and makes some BS revelation about religions and the universe.
– Trump probably still alive in secret.
All in on nothing.
It’s more crying about losing in 2020