Has anyone ever looked into SLOAN, how do we know they’re not watching us potty

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  1. The_MidScoop on

    They are. How else would they know to flush the toilet after we walk away? They have massive offices setup monitoring every no-press toilet

  2. It’s likely. I mean, it can’t be a coincidence that Sloan has a YouTube channel dedicated to conspiracies.

  3. sleuthervandr0ss on

    I get where you’re coming from but also like, no. I don’t think so.

  4. 40gallonbreeder on

    My first time at the mall in the 90s I literally thought that’s what it was.

    Some poor guy in a surveillance room watching all the toilet cameras and flushing when they needed flushed.

    Little kid me also didn’t think this was an invasion of privacy but just a shitty job.

  5. And the point would be? trillions of hours of flaccid penis footage to sift through?

  6. How do you think they know the average penis size?

    Sorry guys for bringing ours down so much 🙁

  7. If they wanted a database of all the dicks in the world they could just put a camera in your mouth

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