Neil's mother became lost and ended up on the shores of Tasmania, where Neil was born.
In Gnosticism, Sophia creates her child Yaldabaoth alone and he is cast into the material realm.
Neil is well known for his uncontrolled, chaotic antics, destroying bollards, fences and traffic cones, laying in the road, trying to enter houses, and roaring at the police. His actions are always focused on smashing barriers and opposing humanity.
Yaldabaoth is the "son of chaos", causing humans much misery and destruction.
Neil is an internet sensation with countless fans around the world.
Yaldabaoth has the Archons as his servants.
The government wants to euthanize Neil to protect him and humans.
The Monad opposes Yaldabaoth and ultimately needs him defeated.
Posted by CommodoreCarbonate
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It’s a seal, not a sea lion.
Allright! Epic mystical conspiracy. This is content that I want in this sub.
Is this the seal that got kicked in the nads at La Jolla Cove?
No bro destroyed my mailbox and quarter of my fence