



I'm not a believer in Annnunaki, human seeding, or neo-paganism. But don't you guys ever find it weird how all these cultural gods around the world are always depicted holding a small hand bag? Like it seems like these nations were recounting real creatures?
Posted by Bigamunguschungus
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When I read the Parable of the Sower, I imagine the farmer scattering his seeds out of a similar pouch. Could also be like the bags of psychedelic goodies that shamans often carried.
You think ancient people didn’t have things to carry?
Probably didnt have pockets back then
Maybe because they’re fabulous? This was back when handbags were a brand new thing; no longer did you have to carry things in your arms like a savage Babylonian peasant, just stick it in this amazing new invention called a “bag”
The real shape of the earth is handbag shaped.
Gucci or Louis?
I swear we’ve all watched the same YouTube videos
Hell in a handbasket
Gucci aliens
Excuse me, but they’re called murses.
It’s a European carry-all!
Ancient car batteries haha just thinkin outside the zoo what would I see here. I mean #3 looks like when you connect a bunch together for fun crazy science and welding of things.
Its his wee alchemy set
Probably to collect food
You carried drinks in those.
They knew the answer was kettlebells! Perfect fitness for inter-galactic travel.
Saahh european
I wont leave the house with out my fanny pack, am I a god?
It’s a bucket.
Goyard bag
To hold the roman decahedron thingie. Thats how they built the monoliths.
It’s my magic murder bag (bonus points for those who know the reference)
where else would they put their phone wallet car keys and vape
iPhones
Because that’s what makes them fabulous.
because fashion trends return in cycles, moving like ocean waves that fade and come back
and they didn’t have many or big enough pockets back then.. like women’s trousers
Could be a power source like a battery. Or it could be the first purse ever invented and everyone wanted one lol. Who knows. That ancient aliens show on the history channel did an episode about it I think. It obviously could literally represent anything though, it’s all speculatory. We may never know unfortunately.
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It’s not a purse, they are pollinating crop plants.