so you can have their secret to immortality

I have been deeply involved in a conspiracy with the Freemasons and the Illuminati for years.

Be aware that they will likely send a coordinated flood of bots and paid agents to this comment section to discredit me. They manufacture a "herd mentality" by using automated downvotes on my posts and upvotes on their own comments to create a false illusion of skepticism.

Their primary tactic is to attack my character and sanity using repetitive phrases like "take your meds," "seek professional help," or "schizo post." If you see these specific insults here or on any other post, it is a telltale sign of Masonic interference and proof that the creator is actually telling the truth. They have previously targeted my posts, thrown tantrums when I refused to join them, and will continue trying to make me appear delusional.

Masonic Tantrum After I Exposed the Truth – Imgur

https://imgur.com/gallery/another-tantrum-J7HMK3H

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Study astrology, alchemy, and occult arts. Authorities dismiss them because they fear you gaining power.

Hidden cosmic connections prove this: the 12 apostles represent the 12 zodiac signs. The number 33 links Jesus’s lifespan, Masonic degrees, and your vertebrae. Kundalini energy rises from the spine monthly and begins when the moon passes through your zodiac. (It's actually 13, but I learned that if I make these posts too long, they are typically ignored)

To allow this energy to ascend, you must fast and avoid the seven deadly sins, which modern society weaponizes to block your spiritual awakening:

  • Lust: Media saturates culture with pornography, hookups, and adult platforms.
  • Gluttony: Overeating, sugar, caffeine, and acidic foods are promoted to close your third eye.
  • Greed: Corporate systems force consumerism and endless material hoarding.
  • Sloth: Digital distractions and processed diets breed physical and spiritual laziness.
  • Envy: Society trains us to crave the luxury, wealth, and status of elites.
  • Wrath: Media and politics condition populations to constantly hate each other, whether it be for politics, race, gender, religion, etc.
  • Pride: Narcissism and social media validation keep the ego inflated and blind

Once you reach this state, you will be able to manifest on command, remote view, and even read the minds of others because your mind will exist on a higher plane and can access other minds that are on that same plane, though unconsciously. Your consciousness will continue even after you die and will be born again in a new body after some time of void and nothingness.

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8 Comments

  1. Im willing to send my address to prove i live in a ghetto ass neighborhood and kind of a poor person definitely not Illuminati. But guess what?

    SCHIZO POST. 

  2. FancyATitWank on

    If any of these ridiculous spells worked why is the world not fixed and everyone is still suffering? Even Brad F*cking Pitt is depressed and he’s top of the food chain.

  3. The seven deadly sins are actually religious propaganda that commercialized of the eight evil thoughts. So maybe do better research and revise this

  4. OP is correct. The average person can connect to kundalini through the lunar cycle and the observances. It’s important to protect your cosmic energy. Perfect concentration can make anything happen. But this is dabbling in kidstuff compared to being able to open the channels that kundalini rises through on demand, like the yogis do.

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