With this sub being so tense and so serious all the time, how about a fun, lighthearted conspiracy, why is that when you have a campfire…NO MATTER how or where you position yourself, the smoke will always get in your eyes? You can be in one spot and the smokes there, do a half rotation…boom, smoke in the eyes…why does the smoke follow you?? Thanks Obama.
Posted by Matty_Cooper
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Satanist and the 1% that’s why the smoke follows you
Fuckin’ HAARP…
White rabbit white rabbit
My grandpa would always say “the smoke always follows the ugly one” so there’s that
By being so close to the fire your body is blocking the air flow. It has nowhere to really go except in your face.
The better question is do you want to stay warm, or cry all night?
No matter what part of the shore you are on, the moon reflection on the water always come directly at you. Crazy.
always wear goggles when by the fire
It’s not smoke, it’s semi corporeal extradimensional nanobot immigrants and they’re trying to cross your eye-brain border to take your neurons’ jobs and sexually assault your astrocytes before they galvanize your pineal gland. Everyone knows that.
Your body creates low pressure zones which attracts smoke. Low pressure zone is typically directly behind you.