Step # 1: Have backup outfit in backpack
Step # 2: Give original outfit to homeless guy in the park
Step # 3: Toss weapon & everything else remaining in the water while retrieving the e bike you previously locked to a bench or some shit
Step # 4: Get away smooth af
Step # 5: Show your cute ass face wherever you want because no one will believe it’s you anyway since you are in your new disguise
Posted by Hayisforh0rses
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My understanding is that this is definitely not the shooter. It’s just a nice moral model citizen.
The FBI and cops need to leave this man alone. Stop trying to find him and don’t volunteer information that will lead to his arrest. Don’t be like that goober on X trying to track his bike location.
What a photogenic specimen.
pic looks like a Justin Baldoni lookalike
Timothée Chalamet is not the shooter.
Live Laugh Love
Don’t worry it’s more than likely AI generated anyway. But very photogenic choice!
It’s not the same person. Different color jacket and different color backpack.
Leave Prince Charming alone
What really bugs me is this: Why did the FBI/media allow the shell casing message to be common knowledge? Wouldn’t that stir shit up in public? Why is Google pushing hero status on this guy? Why is their AI patsy so photogenic? It’s almost like they want us to revolt so they can smack us down and bring out some seriously distopian new policies, under the guise of ‘protecting the New America’.
> show your cute ass face.
This made me actually laugh out loud!! 😂😂
How do you do, fellow assassins.
NYC’s finest detectives at work here! Tell me they didn’t just select a random guy with a hood as a person of interest??
Dude is in absolute bliss.
That doesn’t even look like a real face. It straight up looks like the masks that Primus used in the music video for Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg)
That’s just Jake Gyllenhaal out on a stroll
I have zero clue what this post and comments are about. Any help? Who’s he and whom did he kill? And what’s the conspiracy? I’d search for myself but I dont know where to start.
Hey handsome why you so shy
Looks like Alex Honnold
This guy has a different chin and backpack etc than the other pic.
Also doesn’t it seem odd they release new info every few hours, we have the cup he drank, oops he left candy wrappers behind, he came in on a bus from GA and only knowledge the shooter would have the message on the casings.
That looks like a female to me, thoughts?
Hahaha “just lock up your bike in Central Park” in NYC.
Wrong guy 😂😂
Not him
*record scratch*
“Yeah, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got caught up in this mess…”
Look like an imitation of “Assassin’s Creed”