Governor Newsom issues order to protect fire victims from predatory real estate speculators

You all like price caps so much, but have you ever considered…[dramatic pause]…price *floors?*

Oh how wonderful! If you want to move to a less fire prone area, then not only have they deincentivized it by only relaxing building restrictions where the fire happened, but you *also* can’t sell your land to move out since they instituted a price floor!