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    1. You awaken. You’re a lizard sunning on a red rock. It was all a dream. The concept of “renaming gulfs” to “own the libs” is already losing its meaning as you open and lick your own eyeballs to moisten them.

    2. sloppybuttmustard on

      No guys I swear, we’re historically a pretty normal country like 97% of the time.

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