‘Nothing’ Canada can do to prevent tariffs, says Trump

Posted by Amtoj

17 Comments

  1. Beefing up the military? Patrolling even more of the border? Catching that one kilogram of fentanyl that might make it to the US?

    Nah, no way out of this. Sure, his aides have suggestions, but we’ve seen how good they are at communicating.

    !ping CAN

  2. We wasted a billion dollars on a meme border policy for no reason lmao.

    Ohh no some guy from Ontario is crossing into Minnesota

    Who gives a shit

  3. …then since it doesn’t matter what they do they’re just gonna ratfuck us back you fucking braindead dipshit

  4. Is Canada such a big part of the US’ drug traficking network? It sounds like an excuse to put tariffs.

  5. interrupting-octopus on

    Sorry Ameribros, but if this keeps up you are at risk of permanently losing your closest trading relationship.

    If we can’t trust the US as a trading partner, we’re gonna look elsewhere and we probably won’t look back.

    If you’re not angry yet, you should be.

  6. Rough-Brilliant-5583 on

    The only semi-logical defense of the tariffs was as a negotiating tactic, bro is literally just raising taxes and Conservatives are completely supportive of it 😭

  7. I am escalating my demands. Not only must Canada join the Belt and Road Initiative, it must also join the Shanghai Cooperation Organization. Trump seems to want to push us away so badly, I say we indulge him and go join the right side of history.

  8. Then we should hit back as hard as we can and hope it does some real short term damage so we can get back to business as usual faster. Done with this guy.

  9. Absolutely mortifying as an American. I’m sorry the hogs voted for this, Canada. I hope we don’t fuck shit up too much.

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