Voters: “I like Republicans because they tell it like it is!”
Republicans when asked basic questions: “I dunno. All options will be on the table. Stand by to stand by. We’ll have to see. We’re ruling nothing out.”
rphillish on
chickenhawk foreign policy
FilteringAccount123 on
I sat here starting to tell myself “well obviously he’s not going to commit to any course of action, doesn’t mean it’s going to happen” and then I realized wait, that this is a real conversation we’re having is fucking horrifying to begin with.
StuckHedgehog on
Hey, is this the “peace presidency” the zoomer influencers were taking about?
1. invade Greenland
2. also invade Mexico
3. don’t get bogged down in urban warfare with the cartels, take Mexico City immediately
4. potentially get LeNuked by Jupiter (???)
5. invade Canada
6. 5% tariff on all Chinese toasters
RedArchibald on
This alcoholic dumb fuck realizes that our military possesses nukes right? And that by saying all options are on the table means he’s threatening to nuke Mexico right?
Steak_Knight on
Ok Pete whatever but when you send the troops if you could keep them out of airport approaches this time that would be cool
Cook_0612 on
Support for Ukraine is warmongering, but peace is crossborder strikes into Mexico, ok.
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Voters: “I like Republicans because they tell it like it is!”
Republicans when asked basic questions: “I dunno. All options will be on the table. Stand by to stand by. We’ll have to see. We’re ruling nothing out.”
chickenhawk foreign policy
I sat here starting to tell myself “well obviously he’s not going to commit to any course of action, doesn’t mean it’s going to happen” and then I realized wait, that this is a real conversation we’re having is fucking horrifying to begin with.
Hey, is this the “peace presidency” the zoomer influencers were taking about?
https://preview.redd.it/cimpk1j35mge1.jpeg?width=959&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3ab1b0400cbddc163e1f101970b45168538c136
What a surprise
here’s the gameplan:
1. invade Greenland
2. also invade Mexico
3. don’t get bogged down in urban warfare with the cartels, take Mexico City immediately
4. potentially get LeNuked by Jupiter (???)
5. invade Canada
6. 5% tariff on all Chinese toasters
This alcoholic dumb fuck realizes that our military possesses nukes right? And that by saying all options are on the table means he’s threatening to nuke Mexico right?
Ok Pete whatever but when you send the troops if you could keep them out of airport approaches this time that would be cool
Support for Ukraine is warmongering, but peace is crossborder strikes into Mexico, ok.
Donald the Dove
So fellas, where you’re getting drafted to?
Greenland, Panama, Mexico or Canada?