Defense Secretary Hegseth Says ‘All Options Will Be on the Table’ When Asked About Military Strikes in Mexico

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  1. AccessTheMainframe on

    Voters: “I like Republicans because they tell it like it is!”

    Republicans when asked basic questions: “I dunno. All options will be on the table. Stand by to stand by. We’ll have to see. We’re ruling nothing out.”

  2. FilteringAccount123 on

    I sat here starting to tell myself “well obviously he’s not going to commit to any course of action, doesn’t mean it’s going to happen” and then I realized wait, that this is a real conversation we’re having is fucking horrifying to begin with.

  3. here’s the gameplan:

    1. invade Greenland
    2. also invade Mexico
    3. don’t get bogged down in urban warfare with the cartels, take Mexico City immediately
    4. potentially get LeNuked by Jupiter (???)
    5. invade Canada
    6. 5% tariff on all Chinese toasters

  4. This alcoholic dumb fuck realizes that our military possesses nukes right? And that by saying all options are on the table means he’s threatening to nuke Mexico right?

  5. Ok Pete whatever but when you send the troops if you could keep them out of airport approaches this time that would be cool

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