My farts make me £20,000 a year – I’m blown away by the demand. What on earth is happening is there seriously people paying for this kind of thing and people proud to promote themselves doing that. Upon reading this, I have decided that the apocalypse will actually be doing us a favour.
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Holy moly!
This is end of the Roman Empire type stuff. Next will be the vomitoriums. I mean this is up to us – I would suggest the best thing is to NOT give these types of stories too much thought. Focus on what’s real in your life and deal with things which need dealing with in your own life and in your own community. These fads will pass, but the daily grind of maintaining civilisation is up to each and every one of us!
Where’s the conspiracy?
Do we have to be roided up to start a farting career? (Asking for a friend)
James Joyce – one of the greatest novelists of all time – wrote this to his wife in 1909:
“My sweet little whorish Nora… You had an arse full of farts that night, darling… big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole… I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also. Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little f*ckbird!”
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i.e: nothing’s changed. Humans have always been a bit deviant.
He quit carpentry, where you can make over 100k per year to farting for 20k per year. Genius!
This fart dude makes in ten years in farts the same amount as someone like Hillary Clinton in one speech. Probably they have the same type of public to attend to, only with this dude they get a more honest and better deal, plus he looks like a stripper, whereas Hillary is an pre-historic timeless cuckold with zero sex appeal. I’d say by power in comparison, this fart dude is hugely underpaid.