This sub lately

Rich right wing man: “We need to deregulate everything so people can catch fish from the lake without licensing and feed their familes.”

Lesser rich left wing man, but still rich: “We need regulations to stop everyone from fishing. Everyone needs to pay for licensing. We also need to inspect everyone to make sure they aren’t breaking the law. We’re also going to monitor everyone’s phone calls, even if you don’t fish, just in case you talk to someone who fishes. Also, we’re going to pass a free fish act which is going to allocate 20 billion dollars of tax money for sex change operations for fisherman in Nigeria.”

Internet: “Those rich right wing billionaires are killing us all. Rise up! Rise up!”