I saw this picture today on another sub and nobody noticed the scar on his head.
It looks like Elon couldn’t resist the urge to get a chip. Maybe?
OnePointSixOne9 on
His drug use, laminated face, and fake hair make it really difficult to tell.
Sword-of-Malkav on
thats a hair transplant scar. Man was balding in his 20s.
aggressive_quail38 on
Good lord he’s fat
Halfgnomen on
Some one ring to rule them all type shit probably.
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Ok-Radio8693 on
He looks really rough for a billionaire…
Wishbone_Away on
Next time he’s on live television with his bro and also posting tweets at the same time, then yes he has a smartphone up his ass.
ThatRikerLean on
An old YouTube clip from at least 5 years ago of some dude (can’t locate the link) alleged, solely based on rumor, that Musk was the first person to do neuralink, which is how he’s so smart to figure out all sorts of engineering feats, manage his time well, have tons of energy, etc. could be……..
UsedToSmokeCrack on
No, this photo is a few years old
Kookenmooken on
He probably does. In fact, why would he not have one? Neuralink being his baby, and all.
DaGrey666 on
his build is so dam funny looking
ExcellentSpecific409 on
Solomon grundy vibes on the haircut
BeyondAggravating883 on
Donor regions for hair transplant
OccasionQuick on
All that money and can’t get a decent haircut
Stoner_Vibes_ on
Nah he knows too much about tech to let someone implant a chip into his nerves. Def just a balding mf
mrkmrk89 on
That’s just the Israeli head-exploding implant. They all have those, have you not seen Kingsman?
Imaginary_Unit5109 on
That his hair transplant that he did a long time ago. He was balding when he was younger.
steve210sa on
I thought only drug addicts looked this bad…… I was wrong.
Few_Complex5351 on
Oh 100%. He’s dying to merge us with machines so badly, he probably chipped himself first just to test how much brain real estate he can rent out to advertisers.
4l0N3D on
Just needs a Charlie chaplin tache to accompany his Roman salute & all will be complete.
Blessedjambo on
Getting fatter than ever
Milhean on
Damn when you are fugly on the inside it really shows on the outside lol
pungentparsely420 on
I MADE THE BBC!!
Commercial-Cod4232 on
Musk. Zorg.
Ordinary0Citizen on
This haircut… looks familiar 🤔
tristian_lay on
I honestly think so. Have thought this for a minute especially like on the latest Rogan when Joe asked him “is that on the internet” and you see him motion and says “no it’s not” like he just did a quick search
Odd-Helicopter3255 on
Neuralink goes at the top of the head
holger_svensson on
Who cuts his hair, his mother?
forevercurmudgeon on
Nah, just about to go full Gary Oldman in the Fifth Element
sluttypretzel on
He looks like Harry Potter the boy who shouldn’t
GoodGuyGlocker on
This reminds me of Gary Olman from the Fifth Element.
TH3HAT3TANK on
He looks like Zorg from the 5th element lol.
Lucky_Investment7970 on
This is the haircut of the alt-right
Also look how Nazis styled their hair in World War II
There’s a connection.
RustyStevenson10 on
Hair transplant surgery.
NarstyBoy on
Sick fade
DeathHopper on
The chip of power. One chip to rule them all.
witchyroses3 on
Well maybe he wants us to think exactly what you just said, to convince people that it’s safe to get it but in an indirect way lol
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I saw this picture today on another sub and nobody noticed the scar on his head.
It looks like Elon couldn’t resist the urge to get a chip. Maybe?
His drug use, laminated face, and fake hair make it really difficult to tell.
thats a hair transplant scar. Man was balding in his 20s.
Good lord he’s fat
Some one ring to rule them all type shit probably.
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He looks really rough for a billionaire…
Next time he’s on live television with his bro and also posting tweets at the same time, then yes he has a smartphone up his ass.
An old YouTube clip from at least 5 years ago of some dude (can’t locate the link) alleged, solely based on rumor, that Musk was the first person to do neuralink, which is how he’s so smart to figure out all sorts of engineering feats, manage his time well, have tons of energy, etc. could be……..
No, this photo is a few years old
He probably does. In fact, why would he not have one? Neuralink being his baby, and all.
his build is so dam funny looking
Solomon grundy vibes on the haircut
Donor regions for hair transplant
All that money and can’t get a decent haircut
Nah he knows too much about tech to let someone implant a chip into his nerves. Def just a balding mf
That’s just the Israeli head-exploding implant. They all have those, have you not seen Kingsman?
That his hair transplant that he did a long time ago. He was balding when he was younger.
I thought only drug addicts looked this bad…… I was wrong.
Oh 100%. He’s dying to merge us with machines so badly, he probably chipped himself first just to test how much brain real estate he can rent out to advertisers.
Just needs a Charlie chaplin tache to accompany his Roman salute & all will be complete.
Getting fatter than ever
Damn when you are fugly on the inside it really shows on the outside lol
I MADE THE BBC!!
Musk. Zorg.
This haircut… looks familiar 🤔
I honestly think so. Have thought this for a minute especially like on the latest Rogan when Joe asked him “is that on the internet” and you see him motion and says “no it’s not” like he just did a quick search
Neuralink goes at the top of the head
Who cuts his hair, his mother?
Nah, just about to go full Gary Oldman in the Fifth Element
He looks like Harry Potter the boy who shouldn’t
This reminds me of Gary Olman from the Fifth Element.
He looks like Zorg from the 5th element lol.
This is the haircut of the alt-right
Also look how Nazis styled their hair in World War II
There’s a connection.
Hair transplant surgery.
Sick fade
The chip of power. One chip to rule them all.
Well maybe he wants us to think exactly what you just said, to convince people that it’s safe to get it but in an indirect way lol
Yes – well spotted