I was relieving myself in the bathroom at the Meijer in Springfield in January 2023, when who should walk in but JD Vance, obviously very full of himself after his Senate win. He saunters towards me and just blurts out–very nonchalant–“Women, huh? They oughtta just put em all in freezers.” And he walked _right_ up to me, past 4-5 vacant urinals. Then his gaze just kind of…goes, and he says in this distant, icy voice: “Different freezers. For different parts.”
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TRUE STORY
I was relieving myself in the bathroom at the Meijer in Springfield in January 2023, when who should walk in but JD Vance, obviously very full of himself after his Senate win. He saunters towards me and just blurts out–very nonchalant–“Women, huh? They oughtta just put em all in freezers.” And he walked _right_ up to me, past 4-5 vacant urinals. Then his gaze just kind of…goes, and he says in this distant, icy voice: “Different freezers. For different parts.”
I DID NOTHING TO THIS MAN
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Ok you are going to the mega slave camp first
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