


Everyone agrees that Sour Patch Kids ("SPK') are awesome. After sharing them with friends and family for years I always noted what colors people tend to reach for.
From my casual observation, it really seemed like most liked red, then orange, then green, then yellow.
Then they released blue and that took over the lead spot (allegedly) based on publicity media.
Yet in my interpersonal interactions…
No one picking a few kids from a palm or small bowl ever picks blue. Like never.
People who take a handful indiscriminately, well they get a mix and don't seem to be really care what they got.
You also have those who eat one by one and those who shove a mixed group in their mouth. Obviously one can't take exception to a certain taste if you mix fruit bowl things.
Therefore I challenge the claims of blue dominance.
I think there is some sort of coke/classic coke switch from sugar to corn syrup switcheroo at foot.
Like the blue are cheaper to produce, so they try to convince the world that everyone likes them. Because blue was added later.
The producers know that they suck, but because 50% of population won't even notice how bad they are because the net impact on the mixed bunch eaters is negligible.
Ie as long as people don't reject them, then the producer can get away with the insertion of a disgusting flavor.
I mean what other mixed fruit candy product is the berry flavor the number 1 favorite? Not Jolly Ranchers, not Sprees or Sweattarts, not Flavor Ice ice pops, not cotton candy, can't really think of any other berry candy among mixed fruit. Which sort of proves the point that berry sucks — theu don't even seem it worthy of inclusion.
Yet why they do not just stop at convincing the world they are ok. Why go for "the favorite" when trying to convince the public to accept blue?
That's when I realized that the proportion of blue seemed to outweigh any other color. In fact in some bags I thought it was nearly half.
So I tested this by buying a 5lb bag of SPC. Sorting blue from all other. And weighing the batches.
Blue 21.55oz
Other 54.16oz
Note this is less than 5lb.
28.47% blue to 71.53% other
So now the producer can even further lower costs by stretching the % ratio as far as can be tolerable. Not just the equal 20% you would expect among the 5 fruit flavors in the mix.
So instead of forcing an equal amount of blue…they ram an extra 8.47% down ours throats.
Am I crazy?
PS: yes I find blue flavor disgusting to the point of revulsion.
Posted by concentric0s

16 Comments
Can you send me the blue ones they are my favorite
The blues are the only color I like… 😬
Blue are the best ones
Blue is definitely the best bro, reds aren’t even second best
You think a company is actually going to give MORE of the best flavor?
No way.
Instead they convince you the worst flavor is the best…so they can come of like heros for giving more of the “favorite’ flavor
What company does that!
Sheep!
I eat all sourpatch kids and I love eating the greens and reds first and the blues next the least is orange and yellow
This is the autism I visit this sub for
Too small of a sample size. Must test more bags from varying locations.
I love the blue lol I will eat all of them first
Another big sugar psyop post. Red and orange are the worst flavors but most bags are chock full with them. They’re the fluoride of SPK.
Red40 is the only answer brother. Convert to the cult of red40 and eat crayons with us.
Blue is hands down the best spk. Not only that, it’s amongst the best candies ever. So the real conspiracy here is why are you spreading this abhorrent misinformation?
I got a huge bag of jolly ranchers from Amazon and immediately dumped out the bag to pick out and toss the blue
I appreciate that someone took the time to buy and sort sour patch gummies for a conspiracy theory.
Why are you addicted to this artificial sweet? Try to eat fruits with actual nutrients, it’s good for your bowels.
Everyone knows orange and green are the worst flavours. Always.