BREAKING: KKKeir Starmer Officially Bans The 2nd Amendment

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5 Comments

  1. Shogun Starmer wishes to enact a diabolical sword hunt to oppress the average London samurai!

  2. Starmer is just scared that British steel would have to compete with the glorious Nippon Steel, folded over 1000 times.

  3. omnipotentsandwich on

    This is a real tweet, by the way. Why not just legalize pepper spray and tasers? They’re not deadly unless you have a condition and they deter criminals. 

  4. mostanonymousnick on

    I had to show my ID when I ordered table (rounded end) knives on Amazon in the UK.

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