I remember seeing their ads everywhere during the housing crisis as a kid. Sorta forgot about them but this is a fun turn.
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>Ronald Carver was skeptical when his investment adviser first tried to sell him on an “ugly houses” investment opportunity eight years ago. But once the Texas retiree heard the details, it seemed like a no-lose situation.
**THIS SHOULD MAKE YOU MORE SKEPTICAL FOR FUCKS SAKE**
>Carver would receive an ownership stake securing his investment and an annual return of 9%, paid in monthly installments.
YOU DON’T GET 9% RETURN ON RISK-FREE INVESTMENTS
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Trying to scan through this and mixing up Carver and Carrier constantly lmao
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I remember seeing their ads everywhere during the housing crisis as a kid. Sorta forgot about them but this is a fun turn.
>Ronald Carver was skeptical when his investment adviser first tried to sell him on an “ugly houses” investment opportunity eight years ago. But once the Texas retiree heard the details, it seemed like a no-lose situation.
**THIS SHOULD MAKE YOU MORE SKEPTICAL FOR FUCKS SAKE**
>Carver would receive an ownership stake securing his investment and an annual return of 9%, paid in monthly installments.
YOU DON’T GET 9% RETURN ON RISK-FREE INVESTMENTS
Trying to scan through this and mixing up Carver and Carrier constantly lmao