All the coal and lists, none of the jolly or gifts.
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Oil price goes up, people buy more electric vehicles. Can’t explain that.
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His advisors must’ve just told him that bombing an oil producing country might just make gas prices go up just in time for one of the most important holidays in the country
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> Trump also wrote on social media calling on the Department of Energy to drill quickly.
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> “To The Department of Energy: DRILL, BABY, DRILL!!! And I mean NOW!!!” he added on Truth Social.
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> The Energy Department is primarily a research and funding agency — and is also tasked with maintaining the nation’s nuclear weapons stockpile.
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> Unlike many countries, the U.S. does not have a state-run oil company, so the government cannot make the unilateral decision to try to drill.
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> It is up to private companies whether they want to produce oil in the U.S.
lol
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Welcome back Richard Nixon
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Glad I drive a prius
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Funny for about ten seconds, and then you remember not only that he is the most powerful man in the world, but he was elected to that post with the American electorate knowing how fucking stupid he is.
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Chairman Donald of the Conservative Communist Party strikes again!
dude this sucks
Ah shit, he found the oil price down button he hid from Biden
This is so utterly fucking pathetic I don’t even know what to say
Exxon executive board when ICE shows up:
Does Trump have Biden’s genius to sell from the strategic reserve?
https://preview.redd.it/txsc2t5wdp8f1.png?width=667&format=png&auto=webp&s=aecb8b1cb2fbdf9e5cfc2acdf145d119936e999d
Same vibes
Virgin Trump: Pw.. Pwease keep the oil price low, you’re helping our enemies 🥺
Oil companies: Shut yo goofy orange ass up
Chad Biden: Bring the god damn prices down now, I’m not asking
Oil companies: Yes sir, right away lord Brandon 🫡
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[Contrapoints](https://www.reddit.com/r/ContraPoints/comments/1lijmgd/or_else_hell_report_them_to_the_liberals/): “Not quite a command economy, a scold economy”
He’s like the world’s shittiest Santa.
All the coal and lists, none of the jolly or gifts.
Oil price goes up, people buy more electric vehicles. Can’t explain that.
His advisors must’ve just told him that bombing an oil producing country might just make gas prices go up just in time for one of the most important holidays in the country
> Trump also wrote on social media calling on the Department of Energy to drill quickly.
>
> “To The Department of Energy: DRILL, BABY, DRILL!!! And I mean NOW!!!” he added on Truth Social.
>
> The Energy Department is primarily a research and funding agency — and is also tasked with maintaining the nation’s nuclear weapons stockpile.
>
> Unlike many countries, the U.S. does not have a state-run oil company, so the government cannot make the unilateral decision to try to drill.
>
> It is up to private companies whether they want to produce oil in the U.S.
lol
Welcome back Richard Nixon
Glad I drive a prius
Funny for about ten seconds, and then you remember not only that he is the most powerful man in the world, but he was elected to that post with the American electorate knowing how fucking stupid he is.