Trump in wake of Iran attack: “EVERYONE, KEEP OIL PRICES DOWN. I’M WATCHING! YOU’RE PLAYING RIGHT INTO THE HANDS OF THE ENEMY. DON’T DO IT!”

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16 Comments

  1. He’s like the world’s shittiest Santa.

    All the coal and lists, none of the jolly or gifts.

  2. cactus_toothbrush on

    Oil price goes up, people buy more electric vehicles. Can’t explain that.

  3. His advisors must’ve just told him that bombing an oil producing country might just make gas prices go up just in time for one of the most important holidays in the country

  4. miss_shivers on

    > Trump also wrote on social media calling on the Department of Energy to drill quickly.
    >
    > “To The Department of Energy: DRILL, BABY, DRILL!!! And I mean NOW!!!” he added on Truth Social.
    >
    > The Energy Department is primarily a research and funding agency — and is also tasked with maintaining the nation’s nuclear weapons stockpile.
    >
    > Unlike many countries, the U.S. does not have a state-run oil company, so the government cannot make the unilateral decision to try to drill.
    >
    > It is up to private companies whether they want to produce oil in the U.S.

    lol

  5. like-humans-do on

    Funny for about ten seconds, and then you remember not only that he is the most powerful man in the world, but he was elected to that post with the American electorate knowing how fucking stupid he is.

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