What? You’ve never used the: “I can’t see myself coming into work today” excuse? I use it all the time…torn cornea, gauze eye patch on day two or three coming back, no one questions it. It’s fool proof.
MTGBruhs on
Black eye incoming
FatRascal_ on
Preparing to turn a literal blind eye to this?
BootScootNBoogie22 on
Torn Cornea, out 5 weeks.
Alwaystired254 on
She is withholding evidence regarding kid touchers
FormerlyMauchChunk on
Torn cornea? She must have got punched in the eye like all the rest of them.
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What? You’ve never used the: “I can’t see myself coming into work today” excuse? I use it all the time…torn cornea, gauze eye patch on day two or three coming back, no one questions it. It’s fool proof.
Black eye incoming
Preparing to turn a literal blind eye to this?
Torn Cornea, out 5 weeks.
She is withholding evidence regarding kid touchers
Torn cornea? She must have got punched in the eye like all the rest of them.