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    Preservatives to extend shelf life of food are disrupting gut bacteria which leads to autism which is why there’s a push for millennials onward to eat ass literally

    Preservatives to extend shelf life of food are disrupting gut bacteria which leads to autism which is why there's a push for millennials onward to eat ass literally
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    2. WriterNo865 on

      In thee hospital special enzymes from known good sources are introduced to patients whom have none of the good bacteria So 2 merrit stamps you get

    3. finna_get_banned on

      SS: the national institute of health indicates that autism spectrum disorder is caused by a deficient gut flora microbiome and could be remedied through feces transfer.

      Feces transfer is a euphemism for eating ass.

      Conversely there is a counter conspiracy in which eating people’s ass introduces ***competing*** gut micro biome flora in which there would end up being a ***cause*** for autism spectral disorder through the extinction of different competing microbiome agents.

      And finally, the meta conspiracy: if you were part of the billionaire class wouldn’t it be funny if you tricked everybody in the proletariat class into eating ass and it made them autistic? And part of the trick is indicating that eating ass might cure autism. So that no matter what you do, you’re eating ass and getting more autistic. It’s a real knee slapper.

      [Every chart looks like this, I chose a median one](https://tacanow.org/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/press_release_2023_prevalence_c.jpg)

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