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    1. Thank goodness his blessed Christian bones absorbed that bullet, otherwise it could’ve gone on to kill the zero people behind him.

    2. PatTheCatMcDonald on

      Depends really on what type of 30-06 or other caliber bullet used.

      A solid steel round should have penetrated, but a hunting round or a hollow point would not.

      It all sounds concocted fantasy. A fresh bullet, a ‘magic’ bullet, just like JFK.

    3. They are really making this guy out to be Jesus or Superman… Barely anyone even knew who he was 2 weeks ago and before the south park episode

    4. The chances of another person being shot with 1 bullet is pretty low anyway. Especially at a downward trajectory. This ain’t JFK.

    5. Prof_Slappopotamus on

      Bullets do funny things when they impact stuff.

      But I’m having a very hard time believing it just stopped without hitting something significantly harder than flesh and bone first. I thought for sure he had a plate on, but that’s been disproven, so now I’m at a real loss.

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