If you’re familiar with the legend of Charlemagne, the king Franks and the standardization of the foot measurement you know where this conspiracy is going.
The conspiracy is that Trump is not an incompetent fool but a machiavellian egalitarian. He wants all the penises in the United States of America to be equal. Equal to his penis.
Implementing the first true genetic standardization of dicks with lil blondy under the belt as a template.
28 states have plastic in their water.
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There’s forever chemicals in my balls?
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OMG this is truly the end of the world… Fuck!!!! microdicks
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If you’re familiar with the legend of Charlemagne, the king Franks and the standardization of the foot measurement you know where this conspiracy is going.
The conspiracy is that Trump is not an incompetent fool but a machiavellian egalitarian. He wants all the penises in the United States of America to be equal. Equal to his penis.
Implementing the first true genetic standardization of dicks with lil blondy under the belt as a template.
28 states have plastic in their water.
There’s forever chemicals in my balls?
OMG this is truly the end of the world… Fuck!!!! microdicks