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  1. EmployeeMePlease on

    Girlfriend and I broke the mf bed, it caved in. Metal frame bent. She feels bad, I think it’s hot.

  2. Adminisnotadmin on

    fuck the trolley-button. why is the question always “who would you kill” and not “what pleasure would you give up”?

    ask the real hard questions: win the lottery but blue balls forever or no blue balls ever but give up the money?

  3. >As I left the Washington Hilton at approximately 7:15 p.m. ET Saturday night and made my way down 19th street through a cold, clammy drizzle — with the unmistakable cry of protesters echoing behind me — I was struck by a singular thought. Man… that security was awful. Getting past that security was comically easy. All you had to do was show — not even a ticket to the dinner, or even any of the pre-parties — but just some sort of evidence that you had business inside the Hilton on Saturday night.

    >here was no QR code or anything. It was an image that would’ve taken someone with even a passing knowledge of Photoshop about 10 minutes to cobble together. Both gatekeepers I encountered took one quick glance at the photo I produced and were satisfied. They let me pass without issue.

    >From there, I stood in a line to get inside — where I was certain I was going to have to empty my pockets and remove jewelry. Nope. Nothing. There was a line for those who wanted to walk the red carpet. But those of us who didn’t want the paparazzi to capture our mugs just went straight through, and down an escalator one flight — where we went to our chosen network pre-party.

  4. randommathaccount on

    Waking up with a crippling migraine but it’s fine because it means I’m still waking up in general.

  5. Extreme_Rocks on

    Trump’s new acting navy secretary Hung Cao’s name in Chinese is Gaoxiong/Kaohsiung 🧐

  6. No-Pangolin1543 on

    Anybody remember when that one dude crashed his little cesna into the white house when Obama was president.

  7. Adminisnotadmin on

    East Coast journalists: *I must document this incident in with the prose of the Next Great American Novel.* “These big, strong, burly men with guns ordered us around trying to keep us safe. We felt so in danger but so protected. The politicos around us came out of their closets like a clown car, looking disheveled yet glowing, clearly perturbed but resolved to continue”

    West Coast journalists: “Reports of shots fired followed by evacuations of officials. Attendees were forced to shelter in the restroom while law enforcement secured the location.”

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