Submission statement: Mitch McConnell is one of the oldest members of Congress and recently hasn’t been seen for days. Just today, he was found passed out and unconscious. He also needed CPR and was taken to the Hospital. There’s a real chance that his death is going to be announced very soon and it’s a shame he never got to enjoy his retirement in time.
baconcandle2013 on
🤗🤗
Dude helped ruin America
birdele on
Everyone around him that is pretending he is still alive and participating in his job needs to be charged with elder abuse, fraud, and impersonating a government official.
killjoygrr on
He must not have made it back to his coffin before dawn.
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Submission statement: Mitch McConnell is one of the oldest members of Congress and recently hasn’t been seen for days. Just today, he was found passed out and unconscious. He also needed CPR and was taken to the Hospital. There’s a real chance that his death is going to be announced very soon and it’s a shame he never got to enjoy his retirement in time.
🤗🤗
Dude helped ruin America
Everyone around him that is pretending he is still alive and participating in his job needs to be charged with elder abuse, fraud, and impersonating a government official.
He must not have made it back to his coffin before dawn.