Mitch McConnell. A man barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world’s first bionic senator! Mitch McConnell will be that man. We can make him worse than he was before… More Venal… More Corrupt …More self-serving….. The 6 MILLION DOLLAR SENATOR! (Cue music)
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Mitch McConnell. A man barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world’s first bionic senator! Mitch McConnell will be that man. We can make him worse than he was before… More Venal… More Corrupt …More self-serving….. The 6 MILLION DOLLAR SENATOR! (Cue music)