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Has anyone ever looked into SLOAN, how do we know they’re not watching us potty Posted by my_dancing_pants
The_MidScoop on July 15, 2026 6:47 pm They are. How else would they know to flush the toilet after we walk away? They have massive offices setup monitoring every no-press toilet
DrManhattansTaint on July 15, 2026 6:48 pm SLOAN: Surveillance lavatory observational analyzing Nudity
red_west_la on July 15, 2026 6:49 pm It’s likely. I mean, it can’t be a coincidence that Sloan has a YouTube channel dedicated to conspiracies.
sleuthervandr0ss on July 15, 2026 6:50 pm I get where you’re coming from but also like, no. I don’t think so.
Nor-easter on July 15, 2026 6:52 pm I’ve thought this since they came out. Damn gov looking at me pee
40gallonbreeder on July 15, 2026 6:52 pm My first time at the mall in the 90s I literally thought that’s what it was. Some poor guy in a surveillance room watching all the toilet cameras and flushing when they needed flushed. Little kid me also didn’t think this was an invasion of privacy but just a shitty job.
DynamicProxy on July 15, 2026 6:52 pm And every plumber and maintenance person in the world is in on it.
theatahhh on July 15, 2026 6:55 pm And the point would be? trillions of hours of flaccid penis footage to sift through?
Ryalas on July 15, 2026 6:56 pm How do you think they know the average penis size? Sorry guys for bringing ours down so much 🙁
Rochefort on July 15, 2026 6:56 pm If they wanted a database of all the dicks in the world they could just put a camera in your mouth
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I’m going to create a brand of auto flushers named iCup.
Just delete your account.
They are. How else would they know to flush the toilet after we walk away? They have massive offices setup monitoring every no-press toilet
SLOAN: Surveillance lavatory observational analyzing Nudity
It’s likely. I mean, it can’t be a coincidence that Sloan has a YouTube channel dedicated to conspiracies.
I get where you’re coming from but also like, no. I don’t think so.
Lol I’ve thought about that before
I’ve thought this since they came out. Damn gov looking at me pee
My first time at the mall in the 90s I literally thought that’s what it was.
Some poor guy in a surveillance room watching all the toilet cameras and flushing when they needed flushed.
Little kid me also didn’t think this was an invasion of privacy but just a shitty job.
And every plumber and maintenance person in the world is in on it.
Bigger question – would it matter if they were? 😁
its okay if they see this lobster claw i got under my boxers
And the point would be? trillions of hours of flaccid penis footage to sift through?
I hope they are honestly
Always have been…
How do you think they know the average penis size?
Sorry guys for bringing ours down so much 🙁
If they wanted a database of all the dicks in the world they could just put a camera in your mouth