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    1. What? You’ve never used the: “I can’t see myself coming into work today” excuse? I use it all the time…torn cornea, gauze eye patch on day two or three coming back, no one questions it. It’s fool proof.

    2. FormerlyMauchChunk on

      Torn cornea? She must have got punched in the eye like all the rest of them.

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